I had to work tonight... 5-10 while my bros 21st birthday was goin on.... it stunk... some group of jackasses without credit up and decided to buy about $500 worth of liquor including about 4 bottles of everclear and 13 2L bottles of Lemonade... they then proceded to order 4 half barrels (kegs) of Miller Light Beer.... 4!!! and these things average around 180 lbs (THATS RIGHT BOO f ' in HOOO) each... and so we began to load these metal fuckers into the human fuckers' van as they were paying for the rest of the shit... then my cock of a manager runs out and says... "guys, the credit card didn't work... bring the barrels back in!!!" so we bring all 4 back in... then they come back again and the same fuckin thing happens... so by this time its around 9:30... we got back into the back room at about 9:38, 28seconds.....

AND THEN MY FRIENDS SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED, MY HEAD ROSE HIGH INTO THE AIR, AS IF A WEIGHT WAS LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS... I FELT MY CARES ABOUT THE PLACE I WORKED AT BEGIN TO FADE AWAY, MY MIND AND BODY WAS FREE TO DO WHATEVER I PLEASED... AT THIS TIME I PICKED UP AN UNOPENED CAN OF MOUNTAIN DEW AMP ENERGY DRINK AND THREW IT ACROSS THE ROOM. AS OF 9:38, AND 28 SECONDS ON NOVEMBER SECOND, 2002... KEVIN NO LONGER CARES ABOUT HIS JOB

so there, i dont care... when i turn 17 on the 28th... i will apply at sam ash and leave the not terrible working conditions of Famous Liquors... although most of the people who work there are nice... this is not what i want to be doing part time for the remainder of my high school carreer.

Thank You and Good Night.