The funny thing about the human excretory system, is that when you've eaten something that you body is going to get rid of as fast as possible, your bowels do it in a way that really gets your attention. A sort of angry explosion from the ass. Well, as of ten minutes ago, my ass is mad at me.

wow, havnt blogged in a while.. there fore, to get all my thoughts out as quickly as possible, i am leaving all general sentance mechanic rules at the door, welcome back to my blog...

im sick, runny nose, cough, sore throat, i hate it... pat has a cold too, i probably got it from him.. except when he coughs, his face gets devinely red and he looks like he's about to keel over and die.. (Radiohead - fake plastic trees) i just bought two new (to me anyway) CD's, The bends, by radiohead, and the colour and the shape by the foo fighters, both extremely good, they have given me a new set of songs to put some time into listening to and applying to when i make my own music. Whenever i listen to an album, i usually end up stealing, (or influencially using as i like to call it) a few ideas of drum fills, or riff concepts etc... and putting it into something of my own... its the way to really get a good feel for creating and composing music..

topic 2 i think ill rap about finals week

tuesday morning sharpenin' my pen-cil, then what should i but stand there til
some fly honey come walkin up to me (walkin up to me)
she goes, "oh kevin i really want yo brain oh don't you know"
i say, "go get yo own fuckin brain and study like a hoe"
so she slapped me right a cross the face
i said BITCH, you betta check yo self before you run to 1st base
the bitch say, "lemme think, what the fuck does that mean"
i said, "fuck you cuz all you want is my green"

well, that had absolutely NOTHING to do with finals week... shit happens, then you wipe..

i jam with rich bach and devin tomorrow, wish me luck.

So i had to work again today

my place of employment really gets on my nerves sometimes... today the man made me travel about the store and change light bulbs... not just any light bulbs... FUCKING FLOOD LIGHTS.... these lights, even when dead for a while, still allow an electric current through them, which makes them burning hot... and no one likes that.. whats more is that the ladder i was using was probably the worst ladder created by a man... ever this ladder, while first being impossible to carry by oneself, the ladder continues to be infititly difficult to set upright. (Radiohead - Just) this song has my babies... anyway... once this ladder is upright, however.. it is godly... it never tips or anything, creating me a perfect environment for me to just go ahead and burn my fucking hands... luckily these flood light bulbs dont create electric currents when they're just sitting there new and unused... otherwise i would have killed a midget or something.. (Incubus - Summer Romance) i have not listened to this song before.. it is good so far... not pissing me off yet...

Can anyone tell me why all of a sudden Paul Sorensen has decided that I need to be pissed off whenever I sign on to AOL Instant Messanger?

Well, today i worked with Kearin (KUR-IN) the caucasian sensation Cunningham, it was, for lack of a better word... fun. We began the evening working in separated environments... he had to work with our lazy-eyed manager (who is actually really cool) moving around some gift sets of liquor and cups and shit that were leftover from the holidays... while i was stuck putting shit into the large beer cooler... i calculated in my head, while was moving packages of cans into the cooler that i had moved a total of 4,932 cans of beer into that god damn cooler... (Crazytown - Drowning) 1,608 of these cans were of Miller Light Beer, what does that say about America?? I'll tell you, we love Miller Light... not Old Style, not Paul Sorensen, not Mark Bodnar, WE LOVE MILLER LIGHT!!! YEAH!!! (Incubus - I Miss You) how did this song get here? Any way, the self proclaimed stockboy genious Joe Cassin decided that he's too cool to crush the boxes that he created earlier that day and left them for Kearin and i to crush, so that really sucked, then we had to make a bail... or as i like to call it, a shit fucking pile of cardboard tied with piss drinking wire ties.... but calling it a bail is easier...

Let me tell you something about bails. They take more time to create than God took to create our beautiful world... THATS how long. So we finished the bail... then we had to face.... facing a store is when you take all of the mechandice (illiterate) and move it to the front of the shelf so that the shelf looks full and not gay or possibly gay.

then we were done, and i was happy to get home so that i could get all of re-cock-u-lous frustrations out of my mind... so ill talk you ya'll on the flip side..

"Kevin, I hate people, not you, just people as a whole... I HATE THEM!" - - Mike Else