I got my braces off, so now I get to walk around school grinning like Tom Cruise; I walk around school grinning like an idiot. The only problem that I’m having is the fucking retainer. So of course, I talk like a retard. And of course, the damn polish immigrants in my chemistry class seem to find this hilarious. I’m ready to beat the hell out of them just so I can say, “Yeah! You guys just got your shit ruined!!” Ha, that would rock. Anyway, so yeah, the consensus on the retainer is that it sucks the big one. Why get braces taken off your teeth just to put something more aggravating back on them? I've decided not to wear the top one ever.

I tried to download the new Thrice CD, entitled The Artist In The Ambulance. I am convinced that it is going to rock my ass off. Mainly because it seems that God is stopping me from obtaining downloaded MP3’s of the songs on the album. I went through a Kazaa search list looking for new song titles, since I know every Thrice song to date, and found a whole bunch. With song names like Blood Clots and Black Holes, Paper Tigers, All That’s Left, The Melting Point of Wax, The Abolition of Man, and Hoods on Peregrine, how could you go wrong? Anyway, I went through and downloaded all of the previously mentioned, and some others. And wouldn’t you know it, every single MP3 I downloaded ended up being a copy of the same sample track that Thrice released three weeks ago. I was so pissed, only you could imagine. And come to think of it, I can imagine me relating to my brother this story to you in hopes of maybe he'd try to comfort me in my time of peril, but chris would just laugh, then I’d realize that it was a stupid thing to be pissed about.

In another attempt to get a hold of an unreleased album, I tried to get Hail to the Thief, the new Radiohead release. Once again I was battered with new song titles until I fished through the ones that weren’t just B-Sides, but actually the songs on the album to find that they were all really fucking crappy recordings, and un-mastered at that! I was sickened. So after two failed attempts… I am giving up on my unreleased album hunts and leaving it to the real nerds. But let me tell you, from what I heard of the Thrice sample, it is going to kick everyone’s ass.

Oh and by the way, I was given the opportunity to see Matrix: Reloaded tonight, with Tony Raymond, but I have passed that up, so that I may enjoy seeing it for the first time with Chris, so now I also have something to look forward to.

In other news, the recording with Rick went really well, and I don’t think the album will be finished anytime soon, but we’ll see.

AND NOW, my one sided conversation with PAUL!!

Freestyle Fatass (9:57:12 PM): hey
Freestyle Fatass (9:57:14 PM): get over here
Freestyle Fatass (9:57:25 PM): come sit in front of your computer
Freestyle Fatass (9:57:27 PM): now!
Freestyle Fatass (9:57:32 PM): i will kill you.
Freestyle Fatass (9:57:39 PM): i have a plan
Freestyle Fatass (10:04:29 PM): come hither pauly
Freestyle Fatass (10:04:36 PM): hither slither pither poo
Freestyle Fatass (10:04:39 PM): fuck
Freestyle Fatass (10:04:44 PM): i will fucking kill you
Freestyle Fatass (10:04:53 PM): i will fucking ruin you
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:00 PM): you just got your shit RUINED
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:05 PM): i want you to die
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:10 PM): if you don't come back in
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:11 PM): 5
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:13 PM): 4
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:15 PM): 2
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:17 PM): shit
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:20 PM): 3*
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:23 PM): 2
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:30 PM): 1
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:34 PM): fuck
Freestyle Fatass (10:05:44 PM): i want you to fucking die, good night.
Freestyle Fatass signed off at 10:05:46 PM.