Weekly (or however often He feels like it) excerpt from The Holy Boble:

Woe is to thee who misses precuss-o-rama, this Friday, March 19th at 7:30 in Biester Auditorium, for the feeling of utter regret shall weigh down on them like the mighty girth of a thousand Bobs sitting on thine chests.

This is the Word of Bob. Thanks be to Bob.