Solitaire

I always hate losing in Solitaire, but then I have to sit back and realize that it's not my fault. Sometimes the cards just aren't in the right place at the right time.

I'll do a real post later, I'm to tired to post correctly now.

Big thanks to Ms. Cain for doing me a really huge favor, I can't thank you enough, Connie Constance. Consistent? Constantinople? Convoluted? Contrary... I'm going to bed.

Kevin's Panda Express Fortune Cookie: Before you can soar like an eagle, you must waddle like a duck.

Chew on that for a while... Good pun. Sorry.

Ke\/in

Late night paper finishing...

I'm up late and writing a paper for History. It's boring as hell. But since I'm bored, and I care about all my friends everywhere and anywhere, I don't want you all to be bored. So here's something fun (kinda) to read.

FreestyleFat Ass: jay z - get that dirt off yer shoulda
Dnznmeegs26: hahaha i had that
Dnznmeegs26: then deleted it
FreestyleFat Ass: in a menstral rage?
Dnznmeegs26: lol no in a im so sick of this song rage

Phew. Wasn't that great? No? Fuck you.

Ke\/in

Shake's Greatest Quotes

"I know how to throw... DOWN. And I almost said, 'Throw up' but I didn't. I hold my booze. My booze! But I'll hold boobs all day long if you ask me to."

--Shake to Frylock and DP while drunk after only two beers.

"Frylock, look at him and tell me there's a God."

--Shake to Frylock concerning Meatwad.

"Chickens are a vital link in Nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chicken ball in the house."

--Shake to Meatwad after Frylock moves out because Shake will not clean anything up, I have no idea where the chickens came from.

"I'm gonna go outside and run amok, but seriously, you stay off of my chair."

--Shake to Ol' Drippy after he eats Drippy's head (which is part penecilin) to get rid of the cold he contracted.

BillJagnow: run amok

BillJagnow: it's indonesian

FreestyleFat Ass: oh.

BillJagnow: yeehaw

FreestyleFat Ass: it will be changed.

BillJagnow: you better thank me, too

--It used to say run a muck.

What Flavour Am I?

What Flavour Am I?: "

I taste like Peanut Butter. I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I'm not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome. What Flavour Are You?

"

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY MS. CAIN

I got my new car last Friday, I just really havn't had the energy (or the inspiration) to blog about it.

I now own a '99 Chevy Lumina, I know I said it'd be a Toyota of some sort, but my dad told me the wrong car at the time. It's a really good car, only like 96,000 miles on it. It's a fucking boat though. Big difference from the Malibu. While I will miss that car a lot, this one makes the process of getting over the Malibu (when you don't have girlfriends, you find other things in life to have to get over) by being very roomy (I'd say the trunk can fit at least 3 bodies in it) and pretty powerful. It has the same engine as the Malibu (V6 something or other), and the same sound system that the Malibu had. I can't wait to get my stereo head unit in this thing. Then it'll really be sweet.

Work sucked tonight. Too much to do in too little time.

I'm going to go and listen to Mike Else's music and go to sleep.

Ke\/in