11.29.2002

Well, what time is it... 10:26 pm... I just got home from work. My back hurts. Oh well, Turkey Bowl 2K2 was, for lack of a better word... impressive we actually had decent numbered and matched teams. And Mike Else (no offense, Mike, but probably one of the most unathletic people I know), actually played... now when he explains the game, he says, "...and I use the word play very lightly." Nevertheless, he played a respectable game, catching no passes and letting up 2 touchdowns to the person he was covering, whose name escapes me at this current moment, but she's Rick Bach's female partner. Later on November 28th, not only Thanksgiving, but my Birthday as well. I went to Paul's and proceded to spank him in NFL Blitz... twice.

11.24.2002

So im back , not 9 minutes later... good god., im on the phone with mike..

Today i was thinking about how paul has recently endeveared into the anals of rebirth and acid. he has tried once to create his own original composition and he feels as though he is almost summing up to the veteran, my buddy, the man, the myth, you love him, you hate him, you love to hate him, jeff... no... mike else.

Mike is the best musician in the entire world.

Mike is the most talented musician ever concieved by the human mind... ever.

He begins with a simple drum loop, or a clever chord progression, or quite possibly a condom filled to the brim with human feces. Then he closes his door, we hear a series of childish screams, and out comes the greatest song ever to come forth from any male's genitalia, and a wall covered in shit.

Paul, you've got a long way to go...

11.19.2002

How does one manage to say that he's going to be the next guitarist for Limp Bizkit... I'LL FRICKIN' TELL YOU HOW!!

nimrod100: then you have to listen to...
nimrod100: mudvayne
Aces Fulla Jacks: already heard it
nimrod100: or the linkin park reanimated..
Aces Fulla Jacks: linkin park is my god. . but remixes? come on
nimrod100: you didn't like them at the time of twisted 7.. when we went
Aces Fulla Jacks: linkin park
Aces Fulla Jacks: yeah. but now they have talent
Aces Fulla Jacks: and they're not doing anything about it
Aces Fulla Jacks: they're just sitting around soaking up cash
nimrod100: hey man.. they can get up and move when they're good and ready..
nimrod100: just like limp bizkit will
nimrod100: i dont care what anyone says.
Aces Fulla Jacks: limp bizkit can kiss my ass
nimrod100: fred durst is very smart..
nimrod100: a marketing genious.
Aces Fulla Jacks: yeah. . .which is why he's the Vp of Atlantic
Aces Fulla Jacks: and no longer a rockstar
nimrod100: not until i become their new guitarist
nimrod100: i'll rocket them back to the top
Aces Fulla Jacks: ya

Thats all, and in the words of one Tony Heredia (*SP) Later Skaters... even though i know and like no one who skateboards.

11.18.2002

ok, so i got more to say, maybe, not... i thought i did, but i didn't... fuck...

Wow, i dont know how to feel, sorry for tom or not... for all those who don't know, tom is one of the best (new) drivers in my immediate group of friends, and by best i mean can get you from point A to point B quickly and efficiently. well, he just got his first ticket 50 in a 35 zone, $75, he's obviously pissed.. but mine and most of my other friends reaction can most likely be described by this little speech from devin

Fndrbassplyr: now i dont care if i get a ticket
Fndrbassplyr: i was hoping that i wouldnt b4 tom
Fndrbassplyr: and its come true
Fndrbassplyr: ah hahahaha

well, thats all for now, happy driving tom, pimp on anthony vernan, pimp on....

11.12.2002

Well.. i am extremely bored.. i don't want to do my homework.. all i want to do is play starcraft, but of course my partners in partaking in an invigerating game of such are indisposed at this moment... working on something that is obviously more important than defeating the forces of evil that are planning on taking over the world. ah well, i have to eat soon too, i war general needs his dinner just like any other man on the battlefield.

From the lowliest footman to the highest king, everyone enjoys a good sit. - Montgomery Burns "The Simpsons"

That has no relevance to ANYTHING... just like ALL of the movie the Transporter... this movie... oh god.. it could have been good... it would have been great!! if they had only asked my brother chris and i to direct it. ill explain later... remind me... or better yet.. ill remind myself... im now going to play starcraft... wish me luck.

11.11.2002

Well, im at tony raymonds house... blogging......... while he plays Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo Game Cube... if i hear, "Pikachooooo" one more time.. im going to committ suicide... fuck... there it goes again... piece of shit.. i hate that.. oh well... im he's stopping to play tony hawk... i think i'll partake in this game.. im kinda good at that crap... s o l o n g ! ! ! ! ! ! !

11.03.2002

what is the deal with spongebob? what does he do.. he doesn't fight crime... he's just a cartoon normal being... he goes through daily life... now the Angry Beavers... that was a show!!

11.02.2002

I had to work tonight... 5-10 while my bros 21st birthday was goin on.... it stunk... some group of jackasses without credit up and decided to buy about $500 worth of liquor including about 4 bottles of everclear and 13 2L bottles of Lemonade... they then proceded to order 4 half barrels (kegs) of Miller Light Beer.... 4!!! and these things average around 180 lbs (THATS RIGHT BOO f ' in HOOO) each... and so we began to load these metal fuckers into the human fuckers' van as they were paying for the rest of the shit... then my cock of a manager runs out and says... "guys, the credit card didn't work... bring the barrels back in!!!" so we bring all 4 back in... then they come back again and the same fuckin thing happens... so by this time its around 9:30... we got back into the back room at about 9:38, 28seconds.....

AND THEN MY FRIENDS SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED, MY HEAD ROSE HIGH INTO THE AIR, AS IF A WEIGHT WAS LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS... I FELT MY CARES ABOUT THE PLACE I WORKED AT BEGIN TO FADE AWAY, MY MIND AND BODY WAS FREE TO DO WHATEVER I PLEASED... AT THIS TIME I PICKED UP AN UNOPENED CAN OF MOUNTAIN DEW AMP ENERGY DRINK AND THREW IT ACROSS THE ROOM. AS OF 9:38, AND 28 SECONDS ON NOVEMBER SECOND, 2002... KEVIN NO LONGER CARES ABOUT HIS JOB

so there, i dont care... when i turn 17 on the 28th... i will apply at sam ash and leave the not terrible working conditions of Famous Liquors... although most of the people who work there are nice... this is not what i want to be doing part time for the remainder of my high school carreer.

Thank You and Good Night.