Every week, for my theater class, we have to do this assignment entitled "Article Tuesday" its basically a current affair assignment, but pertaining to the Arts. I rarely enjoy doing assignments at all but i dont know, i just like this one. I get to have a lot of fun with these because some of them are funny. here's this weeks completely copied from Microsoft Word. Read on....

Article Tuesday

12-16-02


‘Harold’ Calls Glover Back to N.Y. Stage

This article is about how Danny Glover, movie star of such cinematic masterpieces as “Angels in the Outfield,” “Operation Dumbo Drop,” the many additions to the “Lethal Weapon,” and last but definitely not least, “Angels in the Backfield: a Football Miracle,” which is beyond all doubt his greatest acting work. Well now you don’t have to see him on the big screen, you can go to New York and see him act in person. Aren’t you glad? He will be returning to the play by the name, “Master Harold’…and the Boys,” in which he has already performed in this play as the character of Willie. This time, however, all the stops have been pulled, making this the most exciting play you will have ever seen, ever! Glover will be returning to the stage he once shined on as none other than Sam. “What does this mean?” you ask. It means that you should hold on to your butt because this will be the best characterization of Sam you’ve ever seen.

I think that this is just wonderful. Danny Glover, while not being in the greatest of films all the time, really became a favorite of mine for his work in “Operation Dumbo Drop” and the “Lethal Weapon” series. It’s good to see that he’s finally working again. He seemed to have a dry spell for the past two years. But now he’s back in business. Angels do exist.


Mexican Pop Star Trevi to Be Extradited

Not executed silly, extradited, or being removed from one’s country of current residence back to one’s native country. So basically, this Trevi chick was a big hit in Mexico and South America. Then she and her cohorts, manager Sergio Andrade and backup singer Maria Raquenel Portillo (Mmm… Portillo’s) decided to recruiting adolescent girls for “musical training.” This “training” ended up being sex with Andrade. Sick. All it all, their lawyers fought to keep them in Brazil when public charges were brought to them, but now the country of Mexico is filing charges. They’re screwed.

HAHA!! Now this is funny. What were they thinking? First of all, [Kevin pauses] WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???!!! Anyway, they had to have known that these kids would not have kept their mouths shut. There was no way for them to possibly get away with this. I’m not racist… this has nothing to do with racism actually… they are getting what they deserve. Sex offenders never prosper.


Wowzers, now wasn't that FUN?!

saturday night, after a wonderful jam session with one Nick Kokonas, both of us on guitars (But you play drums kevin, dont you?) not only do i play drums, but i do not suck at guitar as well, in fact, i believe i have surpased Andy Borchik ten fold, and he took LESSONS for three months, then quit and sold all his shit when he figured out that he sucked. N E Way, saturday night i went online expecting to talk to some pals of mine, and i ended up destroying a friendship. It wasn't a very long one, beginning only this summer i believe.. but a friendship none the less. any one who knows me knows who im talking about, and she obviously wouldn't want her name on here anyway. Im not going to relate the exact conversation for you, but ill give you the jist. Paul (i have no fear of using his name) was online using this girls screen name at her house, with tom. He then began to attempt to make me horny by "Coming onto me" via AIM, this, obviously did not work as soon as i noticed things that she would not say being typed, i immediatly figured out that paul was there. He continued to talk to me, and making a comment that "We just are taking a break from some rough anal" implying ANAL SEX (YEAH!) (Saliva - Always [playing now]) so of course.. me being no one else than me, i took off with a running start.... saying things like, paul, your lucky i loosened her up for you.... that was the worst thing i said, i also through in a few cracks about tom and paul as well. THEN! i asked if she was even looking at the screen, at which point whoever was typing lied and said, "No," at which point i began to give directions to paul, which are as follows, i'll try and censor for those weak at heart.

nimrod100: Tom's just sitting there isn't he?
************: hes jackin it
nimrod100: typical
nimrod100: tell ally that tom practices Bigomy
nimrod100: and that your his partner
nimrod100: but he needs another
nimrod100: and you two have chosen her
nimrod100: then procede to take out your ****
nimrod100: and guide it to her ear..
************: wise, dip shit
nimrod100: while tom at the same time, does the same thing
nimrod100: to the other ear of course.
nimrod100: tell her its called brain flossing..

Thats it, now this girl hates me, some people say that it was degrading.. and it was, but you have to think about this, hanging out with me is degrading. And if she can't take a fucking joke, then i dont even want her as a friend. There, i've gotten it all out.. and i feel MUCH BETTER... Leave you with this thought.

"Every child is an artist, it's just that it's difficult to continue being an artist when you grow up. I just havn't grown up!"
- - - Pablo Picaso