I have a few things to say...

1) A job in which you can come home look in the mirror and say, "My hands smell like a mix between -- urine, burning, and popcorn," is a good job.

2) Tom Bruce is not a smart person. Sorry Tom, but it is true.

3) Any one that actually reads this nonsense should E-Mail me and tell me so, because I'd hate to have you keep coming back for more when I barely post as it is. If at least one person reads (or would read this on a daily to a 'once every three days' basis) this, I'll make up my mind to post a little more than once a month.

4) My hands smell like urine, burning, and popcorn. I am a janitor's bitch.