WELCOME TO KEVIN's MONDAY FUCKING NIGHT --the new segment of blog where I copy and paste my AIM conversations of the evening...

First is between Chris Tran "The Man" and myself...

quyHAC (10:25:39 PM): why o why ass hole?
Freestyle Fatass (10:25:45 PM): eh?
quyHAC (10:25:55 PM): hello
Freestyle Fatass (10:26:27 PM): hows it goin
quyHAC (10:27:36 PM): life couldn't be better
quyHAC (10:27:39 PM): how about you star?
Freestyle Fatass (10:28:09 PM): i can;t compain
Freestyle Fatass (10:28:12 PM): plain*
Freestyle Fatass (10:28:25 PM): you homecoming-in' it up this weekend?
quyHAC (10:29:32 PM): i'm not attending homecoming this weekend ...hpefully maybe attend some parties and get really wasted or seomtihnig u nkow.
quyHAC (10:29:32 PM): how about you john cusack?
Freestyle Fatass (10:29:44 PM): john cussack?!
Freestyle Fatass (10:29:50 PM): im goin to the dance with kelly tewell
quyHAC (10:30:00 PM): why would she go with such a fool likeyou?
quyHAC (10:30:03 PM): no i'm sorry dude.
quyHAC (10:30:07 PM): i'm such a huge asshole.
quyHAC (10:30:14 PM): you could hit me tomororw in the face if you wish.
Freestyle Fatass (10:30:14 PM): its cool
Freestyle Fatass (10:30:16 PM): i love you tran
quyHAC (10:30:25 PM): i love myself more than youl ove me.
Freestyle Fatass (10:30:25 PM): just as long as you like thrice
Freestyle Fatass (10:30:32 PM): do you like them?
quyHAC (10:30:35 PM): self love is the key to loving others
quyHAC (10:30:50 PM): i am in love with thrice like i am in love with myself.
quyHAC (10:30:57 PM): self love= love for thrice.
quyHAC (10:32:26 PM): do you have a younger sibling
Freestyle Fatass (10:32:40 PM): no sir
quyHAC (10:32:42 PM): after 1st our..i see a the young kevin hopkins in the hallways...i am not too sure if he is your kin or if he is just a lookalike.
Freestyle Fatass (10:32:46 PM): but i know who you speak of
quyHAC (10:32:47 PM): damnit..he is just a lookalike.
Freestyle Fatass (10:32:50 PM): yeah
quyHAC (10:32:53 PM): who is that may i ask?
Freestyle Fatass (10:32:59 PM): no i-fucking dead
Freestyle Fatass (10:33:00 PM): dea*
Freestyle Fatass (10:33:02 PM): idea..
Freestyle Fatass (10:33:10 PM): i met him once like last year..
Freestyle Fatass (10:33:21 PM): now he's just a mythical creature to me
quyHAC (10:33:49 PM): thats really sick..
quyHAC (10:34:05 PM): i should slap him if i see him in the hallways...just to do you a favor.
quyHAC (10:34:08 PM): would you appreciate that?
Freestyle Fatass (10:34:16 PM): i would
Freestyle Fatass (10:34:25 PM): i am going to get a camera and get a picture with him
quyHAC (10:34:29 PM): okay tomorrow i will slap himi and walk off.
quyHAC (10:34:33 PM): yes you should.
quyHAC (10:34:37 PM): maybe i could take the picture.
quyHAC (10:34:40 PM): i have a camerea in use.
Freestyle Fatass (10:35:07 PM): then be like.
Freestyle Fatass (10:35:14 PM): YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE MAN
Freestyle Fatass (10:35:19 PM): TRAN IS THE MAN
Freestyle Fatass (10:35:30 PM): then just walk away repeating that, really loud
quyHAC (10:35:59 PM): yes i think i shall complete the task you put forth.
quyHAC (10:36:07 PM): i wil prove to you that i am the true tran man.
Freestyle Fatass (10:36:25 PM): i will believe
Freestyle Fatass (10:36:30 PM): make me a believer
Freestyle Fatass (10:36:43 PM): i need to shit
quyHAC (10:36:52 PM): i shitted a huge pieceof shit out today
quyHAC (10:36:55 PM): i hope you do the same.
quyHAC (10:36:58 PM): have fun shtiting though
quyHAC (10:37:03 PM): i've got to get back to the basics....hwk
quyHAC (10:37:04 PM): bye
Freestyle Fatass (10:39:20 PM): have fun
quyHAC (10:39:45 PM): thanks my hero.
quyHAC (10:39:45 PM): thanks.


Next a quaint little squawking between Paul Sorensen and myself...

Freestyle Fatass (10:17:21 PM): hey
drummer4life x (10:17:23 PM): hey
Freestyle Fatass (10:18:04 PM): so who's all in the fucking group (guys with dates) you, me, devin, nick, (possibly) parsons
Freestyle Fatass (10:18:06 PM): who else
Freestyle Fatass (10:18:13 PM): and this is just for dinner
Freestyle Fatass (10:19:24 PM): ??
Freestyle Fatass (10:22:56 PM): hey fucker
Freestyle Fatass (10:22:58 PM): hey
Freestyle Fatass (10:22:59 PM): f
Freestyle Fatass (10:23:00 PM): u
Freestyle Fatass (10:23:01 PM): c
Freestyle Fatass (10:23:01 PM): k
Freestyle Fatass (10:23:02 PM): e
Freestyle Fatass (10:23:03 PM): r

Silience is golden, now for Pat "don't fuck with babies" Simms

Freestyle Fatass (10:17:20 PM): are you taking physics?
Patpat165 (10:22:17 PM): what
Patpat165 (10:22:17 PM): no
Patpat165 (10:22:17 PM): im in college
Patpat165 (10:22:17 PM): no tough classes
Freestyle Fatass (10:22:24 PM): haha
Freestyle Fatass (10:22:51 PM): i was just gonna give you this really kickin' unit conversion program, that my physics teacher made
Patpat165 (10:23:03 PM): no thanks
Patpat165 (10:23:05 PM): im good
Freestyle Fatass (10:23:37 PM): today hoogerhyde taught us this thing in calc that had some little rhyme that was like hidy ho
Patpat165 (10:23:38 PM): r u to fast and to furious
Freestyle Fatass (10:23:42 PM): yes i am
Freestyle Fatass (10:24:20 PM): and he was all like, "Now i know that the word ho has many different nommenclatures, but i'd like you all to just bear with me and keep your minds out of the gutter
Patpat165 (10:24:51 PM): did you shoot him
Patpat165 (10:24:51 PM): you should have shot him
Freestyle Fatass (10:24:58 PM): i was thinking about it
Freestyle Fatass (10:25:09 PM): but he looked so comfortable, in his pajams and all
Patpat165 (10:25:32 PM): hes such a computer
Freestyle Fatass (10:25:38 PM): yeah
Patpat165 (10:26:09 PM): what day is tomorrow
Freestyle Fatass (10:27:03 PM): tuesday
Freestyle Fatass (10:27:08 PM): oh spirit day?
Patpat165 (10:27:20 PM): iv got spirit
Freestyle Fatass (10:27:22 PM): sports SHIRT day, they made sure to emphasize that
Freestyle Fatass (10:27:43 PM): so that no one tries to get away with a hat of sorts.. preferably one made of cheese
Patpat165 (10:27:51 PM): yea
Patpat165 (10:27:53 PM): you fucker
Patpat165 (10:28:04 PM): you fucking cheese head
Patpat165 (10:28:12 PM): GO BEARS
Freestyle Fatass (10:28:31 PM): they're gonna los
Freestyle Fatass (10:28:31 PM): e
Freestyle Fatass (10:28:34 PM): and you know it
Freestyle Fatass (10:28:45 PM): cuz kordell stewart is such a fucking MVP
Patpat165 (10:28:46 PM): i'll never say anything
Freestyle Fatass (10:28:50 PM): i mean, he's fantastic
Patpat165 (10:28:55 PM): shut up
Freestyle Fatass (10:28:57 PM): look at how good he is nowadays
Freestyle Fatass (10:29:31 PM): i mean, in comparison to when he was on the steelers... he's like.. joe montana all over again.. not the cheif joe montana.. the 49er's joe montana
Patpat165 (10:29:32 PM): im not the gm
Patpat165 (10:29:43 PM): yea
Patpat165 (10:29:48 PM): thats right
Patpat165 (10:29:54 PM): glad you could admit it
Freestyle Fatass (10:31:10 PM): hmm?
Patpat165 (10:31:27 PM): yea soo the bears su
Patpat165 (10:31:30 PM): suck
Patpat165 (10:31:39 PM): whats new
Freestyle Fatass (10:31:42 PM): hahaha..
Patpat165 (10:31:51 PM): believe me iv gotten used to it
Freestyle Fatass (10:31:52 PM): kellan almost refused to bet me
Freestyle Fatass (10:31:59 PM): for our usual bet of a coke on the game
Patpat165 (10:31:59 PM): on what
Freestyle Fatass (10:32:22 PM): but then he saw last saturday for the pack, and first thing this morning... he's like.. bet's on
Patpat165 (10:32:26 PM): did he
Patpat165 (10:32:53 PM): it all depands what brett favre shows up
Patpat165 (10:33:12 PM): i hope its the one from last week
Patpat165 (10:33:21 PM): it it is your screwed
Patpat165 (10:33:26 PM): if it is
Freestyle Fatass (10:33:51 PM): i think it just matters on whether or not brett favre shows up TO THE GAME
Freestyle Fatass (10:33:55 PM): if he does...
Freestyle Fatass (10:33:58 PM): packers win
Freestyle Fatass (10:34:00 PM): if he doesn't
Freestyle Fatass (10:34:01 PM): ..
Freestyle Fatass (10:34:07 PM): packers win
Patpat165 (10:34:16 PM): shut the hell up
Patpat165 (10:34:35 PM): were would your life be without brett farve
Freestyle Fatass (10:34:50 PM): i'd be a jaguar fan..
Freestyle Fatass (10:34:51 PM): YEAH
Freestyle Fatass (10:34:57 PM): THE FUCKING JAGUARS
Patpat165 (10:35:04 PM): yes
Patpat165 (10:35:06 PM): i love it
Freestyle Fatass (10:36:04 PM): you should download music by "Avenged Sevenfold"
Patpat165 (10:36:14 PM): cant download
Patpat165 (10:36:30 PM): kazaa dont work here anymore
Freestyle Fatass (10:36:37 PM): fucking babies
Freestyle Fatass (10:36:39 PM): i need to shit
Patpat165 (10:36:45 PM): yea
Freestyle Fatass (10:39:26 PM): im back
Patpat165 (10:39:45 PM): fast
Freestyle Fatass (10:39:58 PM): that's middle name
Patpat165 (10:40:33 PM): you really need a new icon
Freestyle Fatass (10:41:47 PM): what is it?
Freestyle Fatass (10:41:48 PM): D?
Patpat165 (10:41:57 PM): yea
Freestyle Fatass (10:44:27 PM): i'll change it when i'm done blogging
Patpat165 (10:46:17 PM): i gtg
Patpat165 (10:46:17 PM): study for a test
Patpat165 (10:46:17 PM): jackoff
Patpat165 (10:46:17 PM): shit
Patpat165 (10:46:17 PM): shower
Patpat165 (10:46:17 PM): shave
Patpat165 (10:46:17 PM): you know
Patpat165 (10:46:17 PM): same old stuff
Patpat165 (10:46:17 PM): ok

and that's the news folks.

I now leave you with lyrics from a song that I love... if you can tell me
(or think of... rather...) what band (and CD) this song is found on, then you are also a fan of the best kind of rock... or just a fucking poser that needs to sit DOWN...

Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stanky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!