Matt Beck Monday Night Post Game

FreestyleFat Ass: yeah packers..
Crpingdeth999: didnt watch the whole thing i just figured theyd win
FreestyleFat Ass: yeah, man, st louis.. the most inconsistant team since...
FreestyleFat Ass: GE?
Crpingdeth999: haha, maybe, or the cardinals
FreestyleFat Ass: lol
FreestyleFat Ass: i wish favre was my dad
Crpingdeth999: lol
Crpingdeth999: u here the bears are bring in some like 37 yr old quarterback
Crpingdeth999: hes like older than lovie smith
FreestyleFat Ass: yeah dude.. jeff george
Crpingdeth999: jesus boo fuckin urns
FreestyleFat Ass: yeah.. they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel
Crpingdeth999: no shit
FreestyleFat Ass: i never got a chance to see him play.. but did krenzel fuckin suck?
Crpingdeth999: at times he seemed promising and all the other times my drunk ass couldve found a more open receiver

Greetings from the worst Thanksgiving ever.

Yeah, so thanks to everyone who said they were going to be at Turkey Bowl but didn't show up. Thanks for nothing. We even had snow you lazy fucks.

Thank you to Jim Huetson for showing up and playing catch with me while we waited for no one to show up.

As if breaking a 7 year tradition wasn't bad enough, dinner was even worse.

This year we went to my Grandma's assisted living place, and ate dinner in the little restaurant they have down there. I was under the impression that it would be like the Easter buffet they'd had earlier this year. All you can eat, and great. But it was single senior citizen sized portions, no seconds... WHAT THE FUCK? They had District 44 Hot Lunch style turkey and mashed potatoes, stuffing, a fucking jello shot of cranberry sauce, and shitty mushy green beans...

Hey, and you know that other favorite part of everyone's Thanksgiving... Leftovers? I have none. So if anyone would like to donate some leftover turkey to the "Feed an Unhappy Kevin Foundation" that'd be swell.

Funniest thing said online in a while.. goes to Malcolm:

JoeBob203040: yeah I actually feel smarter now that I stopped smoking
JoeBob203040: but...
JoeBob203040: no one really needs to be THIS smart

I'm done bitching now, sorry you had to hear it. Just remember, you never have any idea how good you have (or had) it until you go through what some people have to do all the time.

I mean, for God's sake, some people don't even have any dinner on a nightly basis. So take my bratty middle class white kid whining and remember someone less fortunate than yourself this holiday season, I know I will.

Peace, Love, and Heavy Metal.

Ke\/in

9 Minutes til I leave

Well, it's nine minutes until I leave in the morning... umm..

Haven't posted in a while, I'm doin' good... not too much homework. Everyone's home from college... It's good to see people... Good times.

I think we're going to be doing a joint birthday party for Sir Paul Sorensen and myself (Because our birthdays are like 3 days apart) this saturday (the 27th). We'll be going to a Chicago Steel Hockey Game. It's $6 to get in... starts at 7:05 pm... and we'll be eating afterward. Call either myself or Paul about details.

All righty then. I gotta go to school. Piece out.

Something Awful

Something Awful

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Electrojuana: i dunno...
Electrojuana: i hear she's having a hard time.
Electrojuana: with a lot of things.
Electrojuana: all i'm gonna say is, im gonna put some shit aside and help somebody i know has a shitty, shitty life.
Electrojuana: pull up my pants and do the job for the lord.
Electrojuana: but god help me if what i think is going to happen happens.
FreestyleFat Ass: don't you mean...
FreestyleFat Ass: down...
Electrojuana: lol you are a fuckin bastard
Electrojuana: lol
FreestyleFat Ass: i'm sorry..
Electrojuana: i fuckin hate you
FreestyleFat Ass: i had to
Electrojuana: rofl

Re: My Weekend at You of Eye

Yes... I spent a fantastically tits weekend at U of I. Paul and I drove down Friday, and began drinking. Paul didn't drink because he promised his dad that he wouldn't. Paul is now an honorable man... wtf... either way, I applaude (e? Or no e?) his self control.

Tim is a little champ down there. He parties, and manages himself in a decent little manner.

Umm.. Friday night. We went out and saw Fraser, Spartz, Drobysh, Luke Adam... then all these people that I didn't expect to see started showing up... Joey Gatz, Don Darga, Paul Asta... etc... good times.. everyone drunk... everyone happy to see one another... oh yeah.. Pat mutha fuckin' Simms was there too.. incredible. (if anyone has his SN.. email it to me.. that would be nice... nimrod100xxl@hotmail.com )

saturday night we went to a lame (kinda) costume party... it was fun... i drank quite a bit and ended up sacrificing the food i at earlier that evening at TGIFriday's with Tim's parents and Grandparents, and God Parents.. and Ms. Cain of course... it was actually a lot of fun..

either way, i sacrificed all that wonderful food i ate to the porcelin god (one of the many) on tim's dorm floor...

That's about it. I was pretty drunk a good portion of the time.. so I really can't remember much else.