Greetings from the worst Thanksgiving ever.

Yeah, so thanks to everyone who said they were going to be at Turkey Bowl but didn't show up. Thanks for nothing. We even had snow you lazy fucks.

Thank you to Jim Huetson for showing up and playing catch with me while we waited for no one to show up.

As if breaking a 7 year tradition wasn't bad enough, dinner was even worse.

This year we went to my Grandma's assisted living place, and ate dinner in the little restaurant they have down there. I was under the impression that it would be like the Easter buffet they'd had earlier this year. All you can eat, and great. But it was single senior citizen sized portions, no seconds... WHAT THE FUCK? They had District 44 Hot Lunch style turkey and mashed potatoes, stuffing, a fucking jello shot of cranberry sauce, and shitty mushy green beans...

Hey, and you know that other favorite part of everyone's Thanksgiving... Leftovers? I have none. So if anyone would like to donate some leftover turkey to the "Feed an Unhappy Kevin Foundation" that'd be swell.

Funniest thing said online in a while.. goes to Malcolm:

JoeBob203040: yeah I actually feel smarter now that I stopped smoking
JoeBob203040: but...
JoeBob203040: no one really needs to be THIS smart

I'm done bitching now, sorry you had to hear it. Just remember, you never have any idea how good you have (or had) it until you go through what some people have to do all the time.

I mean, for God's sake, some people don't even have any dinner on a nightly basis. So take my bratty middle class white kid whining and remember someone less fortunate than yourself this holiday season, I know I will.

Peace, Love, and Heavy Metal.

Ke\/in