AWESOME.
So yeah, that girl I was talking about last night. I was talking to her a lot tonight, too. Things were going pretty damn great, too. Things were especially great when she said, "We should hand out some time..."
Yes. Kevin. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Ridin' the bull. Feelin' it. Good.
Then, about 15 minutes ago, I was talking to Ian, who happens to know this girl. I like to call this the Ian-Bomb.
FreestyleFat Ass: she doesn't have a bf does she?
S t a n g e 567: yeah
S t a n g e 567: she has a kid 2
Hey, that's really great. Good job life. Way to give me a winning hand there. Last thing I need in my life is to be hanging out and possibly dating a girl that (A) has a boyfriend who is probably a huge asshole (what other kind of guy would impregnate a teenager?) and (B) has a kid. Fuck that. I quit girls. I'm not gay... I'm just sick and fucking tired of having this stupid shit happen to me.
Babies R Us Name Tag: Kevin!
I was feeling good tonight. It's not Ian's fault, I'm actually really glad he told me.
posted by Kevin @ 12/02/2004 11:59:00 PM
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What are you going to "hand out" with this girl anyway, condoms?
And how long have you known her -- 2 days? Relax, dude.
Wtf is this Rick.. school? Clearly anyone in their right mind would realize.. hey.. it's Kevin... he's gonna have type-o's... now had you not said anything.. and given me time to read my own blog... which I eventually would have done.. I would have seen it... and changed it accordingly.. but now.. because you've gone and commented on it... I will leave it, to forever taunt you... yeah.
It was a joke, you little cocksucker.
Rick is touchy because he's going through menopause.
Oh yeah, just to be an equal opportunity asshole: Kevin, write an entire post without using an ellipsis. I dare you.
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I... love Meno...pause. Kevin... do... you like... menopause? It's... pretty obvious... that you like... ellipses... Thanks for point...ing... th...at...out...Bill.
And just so you know, I spelled "ellipses" WRONG, which is why I deleted the stupid original post. Stupid.
And now. Some Geometry:
Given: Rick is gay; Bill is not straight.
Work:
1) If Rick is gay, then Rick is not straight.
Rule - "Gay" is equal to "Not Straight" [GNS]
2) If Bill is not straight, then Bill is gay.
Rule - GNS
3) If Rick and Bill are gay, then Rick and Bill have wild Anal Sex Romps to the heavy beats of Electronica kingpin, Fatboy Slim.
Rule - Being gay and not straight leads to butt sex.
I don't fuck Rick out of desire. I fuck him out of principle.
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